“Once upon a time, during the first ever Domination Saturday, I caught a golden chicken. Flightforce loved that chicken, and we voted him in as Admiral and named him Cluckers. Admiral Cluckers was our mascot, as well as the highest ranking member of our fleet, until he was struck down in his prime by a new deckhand who had betrayed our fleet. The deckhand grew jealous, and destroyed our galleon using our gun powder barrels, killing our beloved admiral in the process. Each and every day we travel the seas, honoring the memory of our beloved admiral.”
